Sunday, May 22, 2011

Two Important Shopping Tips...

When shopping for food ...or love... never go when you're hungry and always make a list.
There are two things you should never do when you’re hungry.  When you’re hungry for food you will make poor choices at the grocery store.  When you’re hungry for love you will make poor choices on a date.
There are two places you should never go without a list.  When you grocery shop without a list you pick up things you don’t need.  When you date without a list – you pick up people you don’t need! 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What I said was... Not really sure what you heard...

Men are from the planet Mars
And women live somewhere on Venus
We sometimes speak two different languages
But can one conversation come between us?